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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Christmas

Merry late Christmas and happy New Year...or, for those of you from other denominations, or perhaps from nondenominations, Merry Christmahannukwanzaakah to you.

I say Merry Christmas though.  Whiners will be shot and banned. 

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Andris!  XD  (His birthday was on the Winter Solstice, on a full blood-red lunar eclipse, and exactly two years from the end of the world!!  YAY!)

I love the shortest day of the year--because I hate sunlight...but it doesn't count as a holiday, as it is not "holy", per se.

Again, all whiners and individuals who feel it necessary to nitpick over the above statements will be shot and banned, then shot again for good measure.  ALL.

Uh....I guess you wanna know what I got?  It's been awhile and I'm just exhausted and my car needs fixing and I need more hours at work and I need to buy a plane ticket that keeps magically increasing in price every time I look at it...I hate the world right now.

Anyway, my Christmas haul this year:
  • ThinkGeek T-shirt - "Keep Out of Direct Sunlight"
  • ThinkGeek T-shirt - "XKCD Tech Support Flow Chart"
  • ThinkGeek T-shirt - "Pluto the Non-Planet Saying 'weak.' to the solar system" 
  • Red Nightgown
  • Dream Angels "Heavenly" Body Spray by Victoria's Secret
  • "Chiffon" perfume by Victoria's Secret (coincidence)
  • New leather purse
  • Charger for my Nintendo DS (lost the old one, somehow)
  • "Inception" the movie
  • A Christmas Ornament

(Presents I haven't opened yet for various reasons, but the contents of which I know quite well despite the wrapping and the not being told:)
  • Civilization V
  • Model of a BMW Z8
  • Wall Calendar (Images Unknown)
Yeah.  That's all.  Off to get my car fixed and consume some caffeine to fend off this exhaustion.  Curse you, UPS...Holiday Helper sounds so innocent, but that job is BRUTAL.  I guess my one consolation is that I'm better than 90% of the men who apply for that job.  Boo-yeah.

Toodles.
=_= ~*(cyh)*

8 comments:

  1. Don't forget Mid-Winter Solstace...

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  2. @The Gentleman: That's not a holiday. It's just Andy's Birthday.

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  3. Ouch, what's wrong with your car, it seemed fine.

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  4. @CooL: Oh, nothing with the engine or whatever. The right turning signal light was damaged in my accident a while back and they didn't notice until the whole light decided to fall out. Just getting the easy bits replaced. (Gotta replace the headlamp, too, but I don't have to pay for anything.)

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  5. Shot and banned, in that order? xD You crack me up Cyh.

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  6. Wishing you luck on the Masochistic Collegiate Assault Test. At least as far as the medical student profile...you have the insanity requirement down. Now all you need to do is be masochistic.

    And if you exceed "out of your f#(^!%& mind" and go all the way to "bats#!^ insane" you might have the material to be a surgeon.

    No kidding.

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  7. It's good to see that you're still alive and well. How did the MCAT go?

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  8. @Psymon: I like to keep it lethal up in this piece. Yo. XD

    @Silverwolf: Oh, I've got the masochism down pat. I took two semesters of Biochemistry. o_o

    @Elite Hunter 02: Oh, goodness, I haven't even taken it yet. I'm still studying for that monster.

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